You are so wrong you may belong in an institution. Knives? Are you kidding me? People cook, knives are used. What you think is a sick picture might not be to middle America...I'm guessing a person in a bikini is verboten (oh my!).
You need to unwind a little and LEARN ABOUT THE LAW.
YOUR RIGHTS ARE LIMITED! OWNING THE PLACE DOES NOT GIVE YOU CARTE BLANCHE!
You have control issues and I pity any children you have. Sorry, but you are sick.