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Mini Landlord Newsletter June 23, 2009

Gear Up for Success!!!

Gear Up for Investing!
Dear Fellow Landlord,
I hope you enjoy this Mini Newsletter.
In this issue:
  • My opinion on tenants and contractor prices
  • Free Form Download: Eviction Information Sheet
  • Tenant Excuses - See? They weren't gone for good.

Please e-mail us if you have any questions or would like to add or share any material / information.
John Nuzzolese
John@theLPA.com


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My View on....

  • Tenants: "You think you know someone? You don't really know them until they've rented from you." - John@theLPA.com

  • Contractor Prices: We always want or need the best deal possible. Use your judgement, but remember the old saying: you get what you pay for. If you want the best, you have be prepared to pay higher than handyman prices.

    Remember this triangle when deciding on hiring a contractor for work you need done. You can have 2 sides of the triangle on a job, but never all three. Choose wisely.




    If you think about it, you can have Good + Cheap, but it won't be Fast.
    You can have Cheap + Fast, but it is not likely to be quality.
    You can have Good + Fast, but it will be more expensive.

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    Eviction Information Sheet

    From time to time, we are faced with the unavoidable eviction. Personally, I feel we must project the image to the tenant that we are unafraid of evictions and the costs involved. The tenants must believe we are ready to start the process promptly...

    Read more about the Eviction Information Sheet

    Please download a free copy to add to your arsenal of landlord forms!

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    Collect your security deposit moneyEviction Information Sheet

    Eviction Information Sheet



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    Tenant Excuses

    "We adopted a homeless dog. He is a beautiful fully trained showdog, but he was very sick and we had to take him to the vet to save his life. He's fine now, but we spent so much on the vet and other dog stuff that we don't have anything left for the rent now."
    YOU GOT A DOG?! YOUR LEASE SAYS NO DOGS! YOU AND YOUR NEW DOG WILL ALL BE HOMELESS IF YOU DON'T PAY THE RENT TO MY LAWYER along with the attorneys fee. - Big Bad Steve, NY (Steve's a meanie! - J.)

    "I have a TOOTHACHE. GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!"
    He scared the heck out of me. He looks like Danny Devito and sounds like Arnold. Luckily he apologized to me the next day and paid the rent. - Morgan W., PA

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