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Things Tenants Never Say

Truth & Lies

You will Never Hear your Tenant Say ...

  • "I'm wanted by the FBI, so I gave you a phoney credit report."
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  • "I think I sent the rent on time, but just in case, I included the late fee anyway."
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  • "I'm probably the dirtiest tenant you'll ever rent to."
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  • "I don't mind roaches. I've been living with them all my life."
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  • "If you drastically reduce the rent, I'll do a crappy job on the grounds and make your place look nice and trashy."
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  • "We smoke so much that we'll make your white walls brown without even painting."
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  • "My rottweiler's name is Conan the Destroyer."
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    Fee free to e-mail us what your tenant would never say but is really the truth!

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