Re: kids and dogs - Landlord Forum thread 341277

Re: kids and dogs by MrDan (Georgia) on December 1, 2015 @12:24

Yes, your Honor, I’m evicting the tenants for the following reasons.

1) They violated their lease by having more than one child. They are now in possession of a total of three toddlers under the age of three. The lease says they are allowed only one.

2) They also have a dog in which they agreed to not have if I agreed to allow them one child. They probably acquired the dog when they got the other two toddlers. I don’t know when that might have occurred, as I just recently found out about both the dog and the extra two toddlers.

My point your Honor, is that between this batch of toddlers and the dog, my floor is resulting in extra wear and tear from the toddlers running and playing with the dog. All this continuous rough housing causes everyone -including the dog- to become either hungry or thirsty. My water bill has sky rocketed due to the dogs thirst and the toddlers needing baths often. My appliances are enduring extra wear and tear because of the constant need to open and close the refrigerator door and the use of the stove in order to provide food for this big family. The microwave is in constant use, heating up food and snacks to feed this gang of toddlers. My greatest fear is the damage that they can do to my rental property. The mischief and damage that occurs when toddlers are in their “Terrible Two’s” is very costly for a landlord to repair, often requiring the service of an experience contractor. I want the whole lot of them out before they cause any more damage to my place. There forth, I ask that you grant the eviction.

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Re: kids and dogs by Garry (Iowa) on December 1, 2015 @13:58	[ Reply ]

I LIKE IT !! It shows your humorous side, Mr Dan.