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Christmas Eviction Song

♫ Santa Kick My Tenant out for Me ♪

(To the tune of Santa Bring My Baby Back To Me, by Elvis Presley)

I don't need a lot of presents
To make my Christmas bright
I just need my Tenant Out
Gone and out of sight
Oh santa hear my plea
Santa kick my tenant out for me

The Christmas tree is ready
The candles are aglow
But without my tenant far away
What good is mistletoe?
Oh Santa, hear my plea
Santa kick my tenant out for me

Please make these reindeer hurry
Well their time is drawing near
It sure will seem like Christmas
Without my tenant here
Don't give me no excuses
I get enough of them
You wanna make me happy and fill my heart with joy
Then Santa, hear my plea
Santa kick my tenant out for me

Please make these reindeer hurry
Well their time is drawing near
If these tenants aren't evicted
I will shed a tear
Don't give me no excuses
I get enough of them
You wanna make me happy and make my tenant leave
Then Santa, hear my plea
Santa kick my tenant out for me

Then Santa, hear my plea
Santa kick my tenant out for meeee!




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